It must be his genes because it’s not the gym. He gets carried everywhere.

Please let Biebs be doing a remake of Lord of the Flies and he’s going to be Piggy. PLEASE.

First he’s all smiles for Kim’s Instagram, now he’s exploding ovaries with uncle duty? Kanye, I can’t take it!

Exactly!

I LIVE in cattle country, so I want to make sure that meat is done and DONE.

Says the appropriately named man.

Says you.

Progress! As we slide further into summer, I refuse to wear anything that snaps or zips. Elastic city, baby.

Oh, you know that sandwich was made with Kraft singles.

And people talked like, “yah see here, dollface, yah. We’re just gonna go for a little walk, see? Me and the fellas and all youse dolls. Just real nice, see.”

Oh, me too. I have a variety of issues.

There’s a reason Russell and Ciara aren’t having sex and it’s got nothing to do with Jesus.

I hear ya! As I’ve been posting, I’m NOT ordering this stuff at restaurants. Stop badgering us! I can’t help it my mom bought cheap cuts, grilled them to oblivion, and smothered them in ketchup. IT’S HOW I WAS RAISED. HERITAGE.

As I’ve said in the above post and multiple posts below, I’m NOT ordering this stuff. I’ve never ordered filet in my life (why? I’m broke), and I know not to order steaks of any cut at restaurants.

‘Ye finally got our instructions that he should smile more!

They took out the best part of the Oreo for 7 measly calories. Whaaaaaaa......

I know, I don’t get why people are getting so upset. I acknowledged I have bad taste for whatever reasons, and I said because of those bad tastes I DON’T order steaks and such at restaurants.

“most of the blood”

I think that was pretty much my childhood too.