I agree! High school and college were no problem because there were built-in friend networks ready to go. But now, my co-workers all have their own lives already and there aren’t many single people in my small town. Grown-up friending is hard.

I’m not sure if anyone will see this, but I just finished the first season of Broadchurch and wanted to talk about it.

Do you have cranberry vodka? That’s really good with ice cold lemonade.

Beer brats, sweet corn, oreo fluff. You know, that good stuff!

She looks like a ghost child...

I had many a cuts from the screws that stuck out, and I fell off the trapeze bar several times. I loved that swing set!

I could really use that turtle floatie right about now.

AND CHEESE.

Just a LittleCheeser and bro hangin’ out at the neighborhood pool. This was as beachy as we got. Had to keep watering down the slide or else we’d burn going down—real OG stuff.

It’s all the boozin’ he’s been doing.

Apple bratwurst topped with cheese and chased with beer. YAS.

But still, I’m using the language presentation I’ve been taught to use, because when I don’t, I’ve been told throughout my life in one way or another—from a boss, a boyfriend, a coworker, a performance review—that I sound too abrasive. Like a bitch. Not nice. Angry. Uppity.

That food and drink sounds amazing.

I go to Wisconsin for three reasons and three reasons only:

Real question: Is Internet usage allowed in prison? How is Teresa getting all of this access?

Was it The America Experience on PBS? If so, I saw the same doc. It’s like when kids leave the extreme LDS communities—they have no coping skills and no support systems, so they fall prey to drug and alcohol abuse.

Suzanne is gonna have a helluva backstory come season 4.

I thought Miss Claudette killed a customer who abused one of her girls. Unless that wasn’t connected to her...?

Just the vogue. Not the running man.

Remember, they’re hereditary!