I remember being conscious of my weight from about first grade onward.

@Ginmar Rienne: Yes, Glenn Beck just walks around his studio flailing his arms and acting dramatic. You should look up when Jon Stewart did an impression of his show, it was like a 5 minute bit on the Daily Show. It was awesome and spot-on.

@FrabjousDay: Yes, it's not that my coworkers are fucking morons, it's that I am constantly about to have my period. All the time.

@andBegorrah: They generally practice obstinance. However, in the case of Prejean, they embraced her at first as a champion of their cause. When reports came of her hypocrisy and hot-headedness, their support began to slide back and forth. Eventually they slammed their full weight behind her, but then pulled back,…

"ensures that federal funds do not pay for abortions but allows continued access to this legal medical procedure."

@GirlFailer: Exactly. By the time you're in college, you're an adult. You are paying said college to provide you a service - education. If and when I decide to get a bachelor's degree, I want my college to impart knowledge on me, not shame me.

@Zapatos: I Googled "why be against gay marriage" and came up with a bunch of different lists, mostly detailing how if we let the gays marry it will be the beginning of the decline of the family (lots of families are currently fucked up, we don't need the gays to do that), how it will inevitably lead to polygamy…

What I don't get is that these women spend a hell of a lot of time explaining that they DO oppose gay marriage, but never really dwell on WHY.

@EndangeredRed: I wanted something that said "grats" so I Google image searched "partyparty", and this weird ass clip art guy showed up first. Drinking blood and eating stars, apparently.

@la.donna.pietra: You're not a bitch. You're bitchin', but you're not a bitch. #newmoon

@CurtCole: I'll tell you what he said! He told me to forcibly insert the Life-Line Card into my ANUS!!!! #newmoon

Oh Leah Michele, get shoes that fit.

Someone dialed the pants down to 0, and turned the sexy up to 11. #beyonceladygagavideophone

@jenrobe: We don't cotton too well to that sort of thing 'round here, wot with the book-learnin'.

@FrabjousDay: That was awful.

@awinoforever: My boyfriend graduated summa cum laude from U of LaCB.

@Susan B.: I would like some latkes!!!