I see a triceratops in the marbled tile of my bathroom floor. So you better start believing in dinosaurs.

@Ailatan: I get a distinct HypnoToad vibe from them. I don't hate it.

@thebootyfaerie: That is what I meant. I think her face is sexy, but she is not making a Megan Fox-style Sexyface (TM)

@sportz.star: I am also conflicted. On the one hand, I agree with you. On the other, it's Serena Williams, and I doubt she HAS to be naked to get publicity. And I'm happy she's on the cover instead of, say, Anna Kournikova. And I'm digging the total non-sexyface she's got going on.

@nyc-caribbean-ragazza: She's at the top of her sport, hot, and rich as hell. InTouch and its readers can shit in a hat.

Yes, but women as a whole are still taking time off to care for children and relatives; they're still quitting their jobs to move with their husbands and families where he can get work; they're still the ones who leave work to pick up Jimmy when he's sick at school.

Dear Universe,

@Lymed: Is this a sexy face? My bad! I was just trying to pull my hair out of my lip-gloss.

@Lolita Hazed: And I am almost a year older than the Shannon Twins.

@StupidFace: My bf casts Emotional Connection on me, then just spams Neck Kisses until he has enough combo points for Sexy Times.

Reading articles like this, it's hard not to think of life as an RPG. "You gain the Spirituality skill, and +10 bonus to Well Being and Vitality. Your Sexual Satsfaction increases by 39 points."

In the New York piece, at the very end, talking about a guy who blew her off and then texted her later in the night - "Don't, don't, don't! I'm not a regular girl. I just got off a plane from France. You need to check yourself."

I don't know how old Sofia Vassilieva is, but that bra-cup corset top feels inappropriate. I want to give her a sweater and wipe that lipstick off.

My size shouldn't matter, only the fact that I'm six feet tall, gorgeous and stacked should matter.

When I was a young'n, a friend had a slide in her backyard. It was made of aluminum, and had ridges on either side that stuck up about 2 inches. I somehow fell on one of those ridges, effectively clocking myself in the vulva and clit with my entire body weight.

One of my best friends in middle school had this phase, and while i never declared myself a witch, I really liked the whole atmosphere of it. I am a sucker for symbols, talismans, wards, whatever - we had a lot of little vials and stones and pewter carvings, and I just adored them. It all felt very "Secret Garden" to…

@Meglantine: Boner used to mean mistake or practical joke.

@LawFairy: There were objects?

Time to chalk up another tick in the "Pros" column of not being in college.

It looks like she was originally sitting on a bed or sexy couch for sexytime, and they cropped her out and put her on a kitchen counter because...conservative women never leave the kitchen?