@TransFat: I also love that his Twitter account is called "kingsthings"

@truckasaurus is jackie jormp-jomp: Didn't you know? The main platforms of the Nazi party were killing all the Jews, and universal healthcare.

Has anyone seen Obama's Hulu commercial concerning fatherhood? I find it rather offensive, honestly. He says, "Being a father is important - but it doesn't have to take up a lot of your time, because the smallest moments make the biggest impact on a child's life." (I'm quoting from memory here). It reinforces the idea…

@toastandlove: (I say this as a gamer meself)

@Blueberry26: Have you met the gaming community? 0.o

@toastandlove: Or even "boss", depending on how deeply the chauvinism runs, they could have the same word for "boss" and "husband".

@chancentrate: Perhaps it was some kind of word for "counterpart" or "partner" that we don't have in English?

@Penny_Esq: The fatties will be all, "But I have to be at work in 20 minutes!" and the thins can be all, "Well you should have THOUGHT of that before you got so FAT, come on." Consequences are the only way that fat people will learn.

@JinxyMcDeath: Yeah how dare those fatties, taking up more than their fair share of space on the subway! SO inconvenient! Why can't they be less fat all the time, jeez.

Psh. My 58-year-old father has been doing "loafers and khakis sans-socks" since this model was wearing Abercrombie t shirts and had frosted tips.

I saw on Gawker it was an attack on Consumerist originally. Someone doesn't know the extent of the grief they caused. I think someone messed with the wrong group of feminazi-bonerkillers.

@geekgirlliz: That's exactly what I thought when I saw this. We push babydolls on girls like crazy, and expect them to play at being mothers, and then get all bent out of shape when they pretend to breastfeed?

@Dallifornia: NOWAI

@Faster.Pussycat: Party Unity My Ass.

The thing about being overweight is that it gets to be this terrible cycle of self-hate and more fat.

@whynotshesaid: I got paid in children's vomit and leery stares from wasted dads.

I'm actually in favor of farts INSTEAD of racism. Anytime you feel like Mexicans are taking your jobs, or Black people are lazy, or White people are boring, just let one rip instead.

I have always dreamed of a lovah who looks like the Tin Man with a debonair moustachio.

@ThatsJustLovely12: Exactly. She quit because she is a useless waste of money and time and everyone knows it, including her.

@Pandorasvoicebox: I bet she's one of those kids that will only wear her bathing suit. I was like that for a few months when I was 4.