@hortense:

My high school BF and I used to write strange, affectionate emails to each other. My favorite from him was, "I want to be your lip gloss, so I can hear everything you say. And when you're tired of me, you can just wipe me off - but there will always be more of me in that little plastic tube."

@all ... Oh snap, y'all!

Is shoulder-length flat ironed black hair with side bangs a "thing" now?

So why are 2 doves holding an afro pick?

@Stagtasticfantastic: I'm a Manic Pixie Heartless Bitch. I think I'm okay with that.

@your 6.0: Blood Elf rogue...FOR THE HORDE!!!11

For the WoW Jezzies who don't know, if you sign up at the website for this drink you get a battlebot pet in-game on all your toons. You can get red or blue fuel for it, and if it gets close to another battlebot pet with the opposite fuel, they fight! It's actually reaaaallly cute.

@Green Goth Brit Chick - AlternatEve: lawl. I REALLY wanna flex my epeen. PM me!

@toastandlove: Sorry, the guild was called "Fist of Chris Brown".

WoW the game, and story, is quite egalitarian. There are several female heroes (and villains) within the lore, and there are no sex restrictions on certain classes (like in Warhammer). The player base is another story. About 50% of the people I've raided with are misogynist jackasses.

@aisuru113: That would be the Alliance version, and that's because the Alliance sucks.

@maggeimerc: Oh dang. My guild hasn't even run Uld 10 yet. We're still in that awkward growing pains stage of having several guildies who are Naxx 25 geared and several who just hit 80, so we're still running OS and Naxx 10 a lot.

Who would have thought that I would one day be so sick of, say, ScarJo, but in love with JT? If you had told me that when Ghost World came out and N*Sync was popular, you would have had some EPIC eye rolling coming your way.

@sewcrazy: The very best thing about this stereotype is that women actually get lower insurance rates. Because we're so liable to get in accidents?

I would have ADORED this as a child. I love the look and feel of a well organized and laid-out form.

@applejuice *only two hearts to go*: Maybe because this whole thing stinks.

@agirlnamedstewart: "Can you hear us?" "No!"

@pantsless economist...ACCESS DENIED by new overlords: There's a reason they're called "fuck buddies" not "intimacy buddies". Sometimes you gotta make sexytime, even though you don't have a romantic partner, and running your own bases just isn't cutting it.

@smallc: As they say, Hollywood for ugly people...