@TeacherDee: Although maybe we should.

@kentuckienne: You don't have to understand it. Just don't make it illegal.

@Jasper Reardon: I just think that pro-choice and anti-abortion people disagree on what it means to reduce the number of abortions. Pro-choice people think that it means more access to birth control, more education, and therefore fewer pregnncies. Anti-choice people think that it means restricting abortions so fewer…

@..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: I can't believe no one else said this. Is Jen our sacred cow now? I say, friends do not let friends wear foil minidress/lingerie things.

@morninggloria: Let's go make noise about reproductive rights in Alaska for a while, just to distract Palin for everyone else. Take one for the team.

There is a website, I believe it's called Beautiful Agony, that is basically this.

He's just mad 'cause she looks better in an electric blue catsuit than he does.

Probably the kids looked at the doll more because it is, essentially, a human figure. Don't babies like to look at faces? I thought that was a known thing.

Stop acting like you've never seen a titty before!

That guy was honestly TERRIFYING. "It's over now? I just sat down." It seems like he's one of those guys who invents a relationship with a celebrity, and then when they meet them they just go cold nuts.

Who invited Bret Michaels!?

@Laulau: I think light brown hair as opposed to black or dark brown.

@toastandlove: Er, I meant, the husband is having a severe case of Not Getting It. Like he acts like a bigot, and then gets all huffy when someone points out that he's being a dick.

I agree, it's so annoying and rude and disrespectful when people call you out for being...annoying, rude, and disrespectful.

I want elf brows, 8 inches long and purple.

Maria Sharapova's Flying Torso narrowly edges out Maria Sharapova's Left Leg for the ball. Maria Sharapova's Right Leg sat out this round.

[www.nclr.org] might clear some things up for Tancredo.

@JerseyGrrrl: I don't know if ejaculation qualifies as an "ability". It's not like super strength, or x-ray vision (both of which my vagina possesses).

The devastating effects of hugging as a teenager: group hugging as an adult.

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