I don't know their whole family situation, but to me Kylie always seemed like 1) the FUNNIEST member of the Kardashian family ("Girls Gone Wild! Woo! Woo!" and "How old were YOU when you got a boob job?") and 2) a hilarious/subversive mirror of her mom and sisters.

@AndNowForSomethingDifferent: And a phone outfitted into the chest. A man is not a husband or a date in the future, you see; he is a purse.

@thecameralovesyou: I had a scar like that for a long time. For me, it was from running, full speed, into the corner of a table at age 2.

@AnaNg: I want to try this (too broke to afford a real Mac, but really want a 12-inch-ish lappy and OSX seems like such a more viable option for a mini notebook than bogged down Windows or perpetually incompatible Linux) but are peripherals and sound a such a big problem? And I've heard the MSI Wind is uniquely suited…

Good lord. The "tech tips" page is filled with such technological GEMS OF WISDOM as:

It's the "Clarissa Explains it All" font!

FINALLY

Wow. That hairdo REALLY suits the first lady.

@bovary: Yes. Yes there are people who enjoy getting pooped on. Have you been to the internet? Google "scat fetish".

What about no-pants? What do no-pants mean?

I squinted to read that box o' comments about Kim K.'s body - I spend so much time on Jezebel I forget how mean people are sometimes. Although, I don't think Kathy Griffin was being particularly nasty (her point was just that 'The Kardashians' is lame and pointless, which it is, but I still love it) and neither,…

@toastandlove: Wizard People, Dear Reader [illegal-art.org]

In the vein of wacky remixes of young adult fantasy movies, has anyone seen Harry Potter with the sound redubbed by Brad Neely? It. Is. Amazing.

@bluebears: It was nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause the Kaiser stole our threes!

@misshoax: So comfy, moreso than tights. Plus you can wear open toed shoes without looking like a tool. I can't get away with leggings as much as I'd like, but I rock them with dresses to go out or big t shirts to wear around the apartment.

It's an HJ straight outta "The Seventh Seal"

That lady behind her is doin' magicks.

@lilbobbytables: In my world, everything comes back to XKCD almost immediately.

There's erotica that involves putting greasy tongs in your vadge!?

I wanted to say something witty about this but all I can think is "Ohhhhh...puppies!"