@JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: Can I have a post on all four?

Glazed Honeys

Ground Upchuck

Ham-fisting?

Ooooooh I have coloring and facial structure similar to that Aubrey woman, now I know I need some yellow clothes!

Is it just me or does this picture remind anyone else of "Mom" from Futurama?

@southernbelle: You know what? I don't think that's a bad idea. It's very therapeutic to staple cheap rhinestones to shit.

@dirtybee - got my ACL 3-day pass!: That's what I came here to say. It is seriously disturbing. In the 1999 photo, the women are all beautiful and distinct - in the 2007 photo, they all look like porcelain dolls...god creepy...

It's a valve to release some of the hot air from his head.

That's not a hairstyle, it's the pull-string that makes him talk.

@par3: A lot of cotton candy is bad, and by that I mean made badly - it's too thick, too heavy. But good cotton candy should be like eating a cloud, a cloud made of colored sugar. It's certainly not something you want to eat a LOT of, or very OFTEN, but it is heavenly in small doses.

Reality Star Seen Stuffing Even More Fluff Into Her Head

I look like Velma from Scooby-Doo. Down to the square glasses, big sweaters, and round hair. Try being taken seriously when you look like you stepped out of a 70s cartoon.

@Kivrin: Or poop.

@neatgrl: The trick is to hike the kid up high enough that they can ease up on a choke hold a bit and hold themselves up more by your shoulders. I could carry a kid around like that all day.

This was just an excuse to post that baby picture, wasn't it?

@trianaorpheus: That was just a commercial for Doublemint gum.

In honor of Passover and my Jewish buddies, I'll eat a kosher hot dog tonight.

@Percy Bishounen Shelley (nee Cthulhah Bankhead): Can we please? I put a post about this upthread as a reply to someone, but bisexuals get shit from both sides. I'm an active member of the HRC and work with a youth organization for LGBT teenagers, I'M IN THE ACRONYM FOR GOD'S SAKE, and I'm still just "greedy" or…

@Kali Mama: HOW AR BABBY FROMED