@lucystrawberry has a vagina like a ghost: I think most white people you know will tell you the same thing re: blacks really running the show. And aren't white people just obsessed with black people? That's why we steal all their music, amirite guys?

@hellonini9: Exactly...it's like, maybe in 10 or 15 years he'll be all right, but right now he's just that kid who has his heart in the right place but still has it all wrong.

Moving to Canada with Isla Fisher to get gay-married and have lots of adopted Vietnamese children, brb.

LOL love Malia's "god Dad let's get this over with JEEZ" walk.

@devilchyld22: I bring in a cool $30k a year. Yeah, all you mamas rockin' dollas throw your hands up at me!

He just needs a moat

Wow, I'm impressed! That's a really good sand-toddler! Too bad the tide will wash it away...

@BrutallyHonestZombies: This is one of those days where I can't help but let my existentialism show. We live in an amoral universe, ruled by chaos, conjured into being by chemical reactions, fighting a long and losing battle for our bleak and pointless lives, only to be eventually extinguished, and forgotten forever.

When I read that comment, a bald eagle appeared outside my window, with a single tear rolling down his cheek.

Someone needs to send this to the Tron Guy, so's we can has Tron Guy v. 2.0

@Understater: I think Amy Winehouse is more like Rocky Road.

@BettyCrockerPunkRocker: She looks like Darryl Hannah crossed with Bridget Bardot.

Oh-hello-ell-oh-ell

@CherriSpryte: "Both women are said to have Asperger's and share a history of abuse"... I got from this that they both have Asperger's and were both abused... my point is that if that's true (which, I haven't actually seen the thing, just the clip, and read the Jez post) then the behavior is probably a result of the…

This actually makes a lot of sense considering that these people have Asperger's. Autistic people often communicate with their surroundings, especially by touch. Instead of forming relationgships with people they form them with objects - one autistic woman made a video of herself talking to water, just sitting for…

@whatsergem (has Bracket Closing Disorder: First you have to make everyone on Real Earth move to Pepier Mache Earth by offering free T-Shirts. Then, you are free to reign Real Earth as you wish!

@Mrs. Jones: You all are so clever with demeaning your pets. I just call my cat some variant of "butt", "butt-cat", or "butt munch". Because I am in third grade.

I can haz ClubKids?

@Cookie Dough Monster: Yes, but can she Design Clothes for Dogs while Talkin' Hebrew with a Follow Up Trivia Question About Ohio???? Now that's a talent.

@formergr: Oh, they would be laughed at. "No, no, this technology is for sharing knowledge and information!" Which is why I am absolutely POSITIVE that in 20 years people will be using nanotechnology to carve tiny penises into their passed out friends' foreheads at the atomic level.