@bigred: I don't get the beige shoes thing. There was a post on this a few days ago (although it was more about the fact that calling them "flesh toned" is NOT RACIAL TRANSCENDENCE) but still - why? "Elongate the leg" sure but at what cost? I think they make women look like mythical hoven creatures.

Ladies, the male toolkit is in trouble!

@DCDeva: Not shrinking, just killing.

@ceejeemcbeegee: I try to avoid the possessive "you guys'" if at all possible. "Your" or "yours" or of course, "y'all's".

Ugh. "Expecially" is one of those made-up words/mispronunciations that is right up there with people saying "irregardless" and "pacific" instead of "specific": I want to strangle anyone who says it, thoroughly and immediately.

Please please please tell me it doesn't really say bling. Please tell me a newpaper has not used the word "bling" in reference to a gift the soon-to-be-commander-in-chief of America has bought his wife - oh jesus butt cats they did.

@cheshirecatfish: Oooh I love those old keyboard clits

Perfect gift for Sarah Palin?

My guy doesn't ever fart, it's so weird. He poops a lot though, and he says he doesn't fart 'cause he's afraid he'll poop his pants.

@whereismymind: I haven't farted on the bf yet, but that's because I'm saving it. It's my nuclear warfare. All I have to do is threaten "I'LL FART ON YOU!" and he stops whatever mischief he's up to and looks at me like a puppy that just got whacked with a newspaper.

@The HZA.: That's what I was thinking - it sounds like she has a friend who is a Beyonce-impersonating drag queen.

@Macloserboy: Like in that Dinosaur Comics where they meet their parallel universe evil selves, and it's the same only everyone has a goatee? That was awesome times.

OK so in the Dallas Metro area, every scenester wannabe assmunch has a beard.

@Archetype:I have recently developed a little pocket of fat on my abdomen, too. It is right there, on top of the other, more massive pocket of fat that envelopes my abdomen, hips, and thighs.

@goldenmonkey: You get friends by clicking that little heart under people's names. Make with the clicky-clicky!

@union lizard: A half-nelson or a full-nelson?

@hydrogen_jukebox: "The Hover - if your man squats over the toilet seat without touching, he has trust issues. The Prim and Proper - if he sits with his knees together, he is uptight. The Big Show - if he sits back with his legs apart, he is needy and over-sharey and clingy."

@clamme: I think an arm wrap is face to face with both of you holding each other, a chest-pull is face to face with him just enveloping you, and spooning is your back to his front (or vice versa). I personally prefer spooning not because I'm emotionally detached, but because I hate breathing other peoples' air.

Hahahahahahaha sexy dance. Love it.

@toastandlove: P.S. this strategy is not limited to meat. It works for just about everything.