Man I want a cooking show. But my cooking strategy consists of "Get meat. Cut meat. Get pan. Butter pan. Fry meat in pan. Serve."

@St. Francis of a Sissy: Oooooh, my bf's mom has the most awesome gray hair. It's soft and long and shiny and the most awesome depth of gray to it - dark underneath and almost white on top. Soooo cool.

@etcerica: You know what? I'm seeing a light gray shift dress with a white belt and long strands of tiny pink and white pearls.

SO...CUTE...

Hey guys - am I the only one who finds this picture INCREDIBLY HOT?

@SuperRounder: I'm normal height (5'4" - a little short) and Mr. Toast is short (5'8") but he has bad posture, so if I wear shoes with any kind of heel, I'm taller than he is. It makes me feel Amazonian.

My cat used to do this until he got too fat and lazy.

@battleaxonista: How about boobie commandments? "Thou shalt not pad thy bosom", "Thou shalt not cut off thy circulation to thy boobies", "Thou shalt not expose nip", "Thou shalt not squeeze, pinch, or squish thy boobies for fashion".

@egg cream: Yes, can we? "I'm bisexual, and NO I don't want to have a threesome with you and your girlfriend!"

@NefariousNewt: The best way to start is to be vocal. The LGBT community makes up a relatively small portion of the population. I really believe most straight people are NOT against us, at all. But we need your help. 15% of the population can't vote anything into law, can't really be loud enough to be taken seriously.…

Aww, can't we just gloat a little?

@CissyPants: Yes, this is all awesome, but that baby has the best "GOP? Bish plz" face on

OK, OK...I have to get this off my chest...

"He was becoming more and more depressed as we told him he couldn't act or dress like a girl."

@Kivrin: The better to make rage bagels with. Then smear them with scream cheese.

I watched a TED talk by this adorable lexicographer who said that something is a word when "you say it, and I know what you mean". That our language is constantly evolving and we are always coming up with new words to express what we mean.

@morninggloria: You're right - the Republican party is hemmhoraging from the rectum.

@musetta82: Not at all. I want to have cocktails with her and have been working on a large thesis to send her on why she should let me take her out for drinks for my 21st birthday. If I had a terminal illness, that's what I would want from the Make a Wish Foundation, for reals.

No, there is no such thing as an objective portrait. That's why I only let Mr. Toast take pictures of me - I come out looking the way I do in his eyes (which also explains why I have 25 shots of my cleavage on my digital camera).

ROLE MODEL FOR WOMEN MY CUNT!!!!