I'm gonna shit my pants!

@TheVaginaWig: Growing up in New Jersey, I don't know of anyone who had a baby before we graduated.

@braak: I agree.

@labeled: "Girl, I think you'd be really good at swaying your hips sadly while I and 50 other gross men ogle your body. Yeah, doesn't that sound hot?"

@SarahMC: RIGHT? Who in their right mind thinks that is even remotely related to something resembling a good idea?

#5,389: If I am sitting on your floor, watching a movie on our first date, do NOT suddenly shove your erect member in my face, then later smugly claim you were just "testing" to see if I was a "slut" and I "passed", so would I like to go out again?

@morninggloria: And go and get knocked up or some shit.

@SkipToMyLou (Original Flavour): Ahahahaha he totes does...Thank you, thank you, thank you for making it so I can't look at Sean Hannity without thinking "Birdcage".

I'm wearin' myself a T-shirt

@Archetype: I literally broke down in tears trying to explain this to my boyfriend yesterday. How Sarah Palin, who does not even have women's interests at heart, has become some kind of twisted feminist icon for the right, with right wing pundits praising her for "figuring out what feminists haven't figured out in 40…

I straight up hate money. I do not understand any of this post, except that Megan, I want you to be my financial advisor.

And, oh goodness, my boy is Beans Harpoon Palin. Yes.

@Crabby Cakes... (formerly Ali..): What! I'm Bash Budweiser Palin!

Did everyone in 1990 dress like a hobo all the time? The jeans, fine, jeans styles change; but ladies, wearing your boyfriend's t-shirt outside of the bedroom is uber-frumpy.

Is there an official Judge Judy fan club?

I told my boyfriend about this, and he goes "Do you understand that that has nothing to do with her?" I seriously considered breaking up with him for like an hour.

"Did you put soap in the dishwasher again?"

@Inkymonkey: Mr. Toast also feels empty inside when he cannot push buttons on the remote. You can give him a broken one that has no batteries, let him play with that for a while.

"I wish she were a fictional construct. "

@PinkSoxHat: "My boyfriend thinks Fark is funnier than Gawker Media! At least the Gawker sites have intelligent commenters and a minimum of racism/sexism/homophobia - Fark is just one step up from 4chan!"