I am so going to do this with my boy.

Only Rosario could make Mom shorts look glam and sexy.

I can't help looking down on my friends when all they can think about is the fucking food they eat.

@anonymiss: I say there should be a Samantha Bee/ Sarah Haskins ticket. Cause, you know, ANYONE can be President!

Yes...because lying there while a dude sweats on me and grunts is much more intimate than, say, using my fingers and tongue to explore every inner and outer inch of a pretty lady-type.

@lurkystars: I love Debra Messing too. I think it was her turn on Will and Grace, which, for a show that portrayed the gheys so poorly (haha, look at Jack, he is so gay amirite? Will, do you have anything effeminate or neurotic to say about that?) actually did the whole "continually frazzled single New York lady"…

@LaComtesse: Probably so. If I found myself in an "examiner's" office with "overtly sexist" posters of women, I would probably grit my teeth, ace that fucker, nail it to his wall, and then pee on his desk.

@SinisterRouge: 5 1/2 YEARS GODDAMNIT

@SisterMaryMartha: Where did her ass go?? WHERE?!

Yes. This needs to stop. There are good reasons to not like Sarah Palin's policies, which have nothing to do with 1) how many kids she has 2) whether or not those kids have kids 3) whether or not she wears skirts, for chrissakes.

Oh goodness - shewar owes my employer a new keyboard, it seems to be full of root beer.

I want a tampon commercial that says "HEY LADIES, PERIODS HUH AMIRITE? WELL NO ONE WANTS MESSY PANTS SO PUT THIS COTTON IN YOUR VAGINA, IT IS ACTUALLY PRETTY COMFORTABLE AND MAKES YOUR LIFE EASIER".

@SisterMaryMartha: I know. When asked how I know I am bisexual, I like to present my questioner with a question: "Why are you straight?" or "Why are you gay?". And the answer is invariably, "Because I like girls/guys". And I say "And I like both." And I think it can be just as simple for asexuals - "I don't like…

@SisterMaryMartha: I think the whole point is they don't have reasons. They just are that way.

@alecksander: I think they are only being facetious, in the same way that teh gheys refer to "breeders" a little condescendingly. When you are part of a section of society that is as misunderstood/not understood at all as asexuals, I think you develop some pretty fierce defense mechanisms.

@Oh. Ophelia: How about both...at the same time?

He and Tucker Max should be rounded up and thrown in a ring with 20 lady wrestlers.

@insomniacmeg: You're not alone, I love it, too.

Sam Ronson has the fashion sensibilities of a 16 year old boy, and I love it.

Actually I kind of dig Claudia Schiffer's dress; I think her hair-do is just all wrong for it.