Shit. I'm gonna go drop some acid, then come back and look at this picture for like 12 hours straight.

The clothes I was wearing when I met my boy?

She actually looks like a 15 year old kid in this picture: a little too short for the table, skinny arms, bad posture, making a goofy "Yum, tea!" face. This is the first picture of her I think I've ever seen that is actually endearing.

I am totally in love with Michelle Obama. She's the woman I want to be when I grow up, only I don't think I'd be so good at the whole Ivy League lawyering thing.

Ladies, it is time for a rebuttal.

@tscheese: Ditto on that. Weren't ultra-short dresses, hoop earrings, and heavy eyemakeup really "in" in the sixties? The lady on the left seems much more forties to me...which makes sense cause that's when Volkswagens were invented, by Hitler and Henry Ford.

And jeez, I cannot even think about shoulder liposuction right now. That is seriously the Most Dumbest thing I ever heard.

@kaywinnitlee: I suggest walking calmly into his office, asking him for his specific reasons for saying such a thing to your daughter, and then popping him square in the face. Because any reason he could have for bringing up a 7 year old and her bathing suit, aside from commenting on how darling it is, deserves a good…

@lawschoolmakesmecrazy: Yes. I think Keira is saying (god how am I even typing this sentence?) "What I look like is just as good as the media's standard of beauty. I like my look and I don't want to change it." What she is NOT saying: "The media's standard of beauty is inferior"; "Big breasts are inferior"; "Curvy…

@claudine_on_the_dole: Exactly. Keira Knightley is perfectly happy being who she is - it isn't about having small or large boobs. It's about loving *your* boobs, in all their glory.

I agree, but isn't war something men have been doing for time immemorial? Not "necessary to the survival of the species" the way childbirth is, but it is certainly hardwired into humans and animals to fight, in groups.

@NotNotLickingToads: Yeah, except everyone I know who got married early is now divorced and angry.

So your married life is better if you have no life experience and low expectations?

Seth Rogen's lady-friend is hot!! Lauren Miller, wherever you are, I am praying to the fashion gods for your soul.

Man, I snore, a lot. My boyfriend recorded me one night - it's like a freight train.

I kind of like the outfit of the SexyTwin on the right, whichever one she is.

Aw, he looks just like me when I dream about sucking on tits.

#2 .. MY WIDE STANS, LET ME SHOW U IT

I think this is begging for the LOL treatment.

@bananastand: Yes!!