Oh my, Sam is ADORABLE with short brown hair. It works so much better on her. I think they both look good, hats and all.

I don't know who that woman is (personal trainer? is that the consensus?) but she looks like she would kick your ass and make you like it.

A Jez front page Dada poem (chosen at random by closing one's eyes, spinning the scroll wheel on the mouse, and using the phrase that the cursor lands on)

@CreoleSugar: Probably a good idea, but I figure a dude who can't handle it can't handle me. And I don't know if it was the number, per se, that bothered him, or the fact that I had more of a "history" than him (and again, I halved it) which would have been evident anyway if we had continued boning.

Aw. Sucky dudes come in all shapes and sizes, from all walks of life. And while some are obvious, some are nearly impossible to detect, until it's too late.

At first I thought this said "Kirsten Dunst Sells Tail" and I thought, oooh, freakish mutant/prostitute story?

@aubonpam: And "crumpet", which makes it sound like a tasty treat to have with tea.

@ronaldpagan: You cunt!

I do think her shoes are swanky, though I'm not diggin the jacket with that outfit. I want her to be wearing a cream-colored blazer over that tank top, and curl her hair, but then I want everyone to live in my rockabilly fantasy world.

@Sukie in the Graveyard: I'm 20, and I've never had a French manicure, and my nails are STILL short and hot pink. With GLITTERZ.

I know what I'M wearing to the next office mixer!!

@Lulu82: I was being facetious...I guess if I do get knocked up, I'll quit. But I will be the GRUMPIEST preggo ever. "I CAN'T HAVE A CIGARETTE AND I WANT ICE CREAM AND GRAHAM CRACKERS AND I HAVE A PERSON INSIDE ME RAWR RAWR RAWR".

Man, I love smoking. Quit for 9 months? No, thanks. I'll adopt.

I'm super late to this party, but I went out looking for Black Honey after I saw this. As they don't carry Clinique at my local CVS, I picked up something I thought looked similar - Sally Hansen Moisture Plump Lip Balm in Sweet Plum. Looks super dark, goes on sheer, has plumping properties to boot, and costs about…

@Archetype: Yes, yes, yes. My boobs get sticky and sweaty and STINKY in the summer months. It is ridiculously uncomfortable.

That Duffy woman's dress would be 500x better without that weird sailor bow thing. I don't even really mind the red and white shoulder straps, though I think they'd work better if they were all gray like the dress. A chunky necklace with that, and the shoes and purse would look less weirdly matchy. Voila!

@toastandlove:

#6 I HAZ RITE 2 BEAR ARMZ, LOLZ!!!11!

This is clearly false. If a gang of lesbians touches and hugs you while giggling and making suggestive comments, you are going to have sexy naked times with them. This is scientifically proven, and there are many documented incidents which you can view for a nominal fee on various web sites.

Man, what a bad ass. Love her.