I like Nadine's dress, but who decided peeptoe ankle boots were gonna be the new thing? Seriously, who was it? It's so awful, I have to think that somehow, Ashton Kutcher pulled some strings and is totally punking the fashion industry, because to think that this is a serious thing that someone thought was cool distress…

@mariposa23: But it's NOT normal to be hairy at 6, whether you are a boy or a girl. I certainly don't think the mom should strap her down and shave her - but if it makes her unhappy and self-conscious, they should talk about it, openly, and the mom should help her explore her options. Yes, just leaving the hair is an…

@flaxen_vixen: If the girl makes excuses not to go to swimming parties, I think there is a problem.

Sara Jean Underwood should be given an award for Best DIY Outfit, because it is apparently made entirely of ACE bandages and electrical tape. She is a fashion MacGuyver!

"Full-Frontal Snogging" sounds like good fun, but "Perfect Snogging" sounds like it will be judged, and points awarded.

I know that look! She is laughing into his mouth because he is make "uhmwah, mwah, mwah" sounds.

I was really hoping that this would be like a sexy-times E-meter, that you could give someone to hold and then get their Sluttiness Coefficient.

I was really hoping that this would be like an E-Meter that you could have someone hold onto and then get their Sluttiness Coefficient.

Mariska Hargitay is such a fucking BOMBSHELL, in every sense of the word (her mom is Jayne Mansfield, for chrissakes) and that awful gray-and-brown number that looks like my mom's nightgown is all the more harrowing on her leggy, busty, va-va-voom frame.

Oh, Andy-Coopy. First he hosts the New Year's celebration with Kathy Griffin, now he goes on Regis and Kelly and discusses Cher with Kelly Ripa.

@madamequeen will not let you sleep on the couch: I feel you. I can decorate all I want, but I am still a slob. Just a slob with nice things. Which is somehow worse.

@KittiesTitties: I reject this definition and substitute my own. See above.

@JoliePolie: How about "soul kissing" only as a euphemism for cunnilingus? Somehow it just doesn't seem appropriate for sucking a man-dick.

@redallover: That's what I always do. When I'm really depressed or stressed out from work, I like to go for a day at the spa, have some "me time", and finish it off with a painful and invasive surgical procedure.

That dress is totally hot. I would wear it everywhere, but all I can find on her are news stories.

I want ALL OF THESE THINGS, on my body, immediately. (Except the pre-torn jeans, obvs)

His article is awesome. Women can talk all day about feminist issues, but it makes no difference until men actually listen. So many men I know regard simply being respectful toward women as "placating those feminists" who force them to "be PC". It's so good to read something like this, that makes me feel like there…

Crap! Ladies! They're onto our cunning plan! Now how will we EVER rope dudes into paying us child support or marrying us!?

Gabrielle Union gives me the vapors, and also, that is an extremely difficult color to wear and not make hideous, let alone fabulous, so thumbs wayyyy up to her.

Of course they'll report the "Muslim diet" thing. Feeding peoples' cultural prejudices sells papers, doesn't it? If a young woman is murdered in a domestic dispute, it doesn't make the papers unless she is photogenic and white, or the circumstances surrounding it are particularly interesting.