A seal is FWD? I mean... what is the tail for?

I would classify dogs and cats as AWD but with a RWD bias as those are the main drive legs.

FerraBRZee! Eliminates odors tires, fast!

When they ask, “what’s under the hood?”

It’s hard enough just to find a picture of a stock one, let alone find out out in the wild.

hmm it doesn’t sound like a ferrari - sound deeper than a high pitch. maybe it’s just me.

4586.

Sure, let’s make fun of a German-speaking guy that is fluent in two foreign languages.

It was almost down there for a quarter of a Sentra-y.

Being an obnoxious tool towards random people for clicks?

This guy is awful. What’s wrong with you?

That’s basically what I did the first time I tasted Jagermeister.

Incredible. Proof positive that they took care of it. I’m with Mr. Joshua, this one sounds like it’s good enough to clean up the paint and other aesthetics and blog it’s run to 300k.

I’m not sure what the relatively high percentage of (questionably relevant) hate comments on here are for. Your articles have been, at the very least, some fresh change around jalopnik. Maybe it’s just some tough love for the new guy. Anyway, keep ‘em coming!

Hitting the rev limiter every day keeps the mechanic away!

So you have a sports car you’re afraid to redline? That’s like hypermiling a Ferrari.

Fuelled with 100 RON Dennis gas. Will never step down, will never give up!

A bleak time? Son, do you even Rosemeyer?