I’m curious about the subtext of “intense collaboration.”

Nonsense - you’re a wonderful Papa for listening to her, caring about her happiness and safety, and simply spending time with her. She’s incredibly lucky to have you and she will likely remember your trips to McDonald’s together with fondness for the rest of her life.

[20260, a high school auditorium Republican Nat’l Convention full of bored rabid kids white people]

Idiot Ryan told his mom. Since she didn’t assume (as literally ANYONE else would) that this had something to do with her idiot son (whom she knows is an idiot, by virtue of having known him for 32 years) acting like an idiot - she is clearly, also, a total idiot. SHE is the one who ran to the media, seeking publicity.

Answer: “Goddamn Mexicans!”

And he would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for those meddling kids!

Best I can recall...as part of a larger, “Is a ___ a___?” discussion several months ago (amongst regular readers of a certain blog post with, give-or-take, ~500 entries), Spence was consulted regarding the status of bagels vis-a-vis pastries. Inscrutable twitter-blocking ensued.

I wish I could...

Tip: If you enjoy Spencer’s tweets, as I once did, do NOT ask him a question about bagels. Or tweet anything at him that is bagel-related.

As an equestrian competitor, I vote no.

I have briefly dated more than one divorced guy who has “admitted to” (see:: “bragged about”) doing exactly that, or hiding their real income somehow. And then they don’t understand when I stop seeing them because of it.

Using Michelle Obama’s speech was COLD.

One of my favorite books as a kid!

I grew up with a Suki, short for Susan. I don’t know if that’s a standard nickname thing or an outlier. She is/was Jewish.

I was just reading an interesting post over on Kotaku suggesting that a black man can’t play Pokemon Go, because someone is likely to see him wandering around aimlessly looking at his phone, get suspicious and call the cops (who might conceivably then shoot and kill him).

Also, a “troll” option. So we can tell which ones are sociopaths.

To be fair, there was less than zero chance any child of Kanye would not be born with resting bitch face.

Fortunately for you, who needs fists when you’re a WMD with your fightin’ words?*

Oh shit, I think my mom is a man.