“Shut up! You’re stupid!”

This is fucking Pulitzer-deserving reporting.

My local fast food joint can’t be arsed/remember to leave the onion off my burger do you think they’ll be able to magically concoct a mega burger with numerous ingredients? No.

She really knows how to pick-o de guy-o.

I KNOW. Glamorous graduate school life? They’re also going to need some footage of me eating ramen in a shithole studio apartment, and, like, renewing my glamorous bus pass.

oh my goodness I think I remember that news story — was it in Canada?

• “This is not what I thought Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s son would grow up to look like.”

DONT YOU DARE SPOIL ANYTHING I’M ON EP 11

I think the Courtney killed Kurt slander is one of the grossest most misogynistic things I can think of. I hope Courtney sues the fuck out of them. I couldn’t imagine what it would be like to lose your beloved husband to such a tragic death and then have thousands of people running around CLAIMING YOU STRAIT UP…

yo, uh, Tilda has the same haircut as donald trump.

Thanks a lot, Polewaczyk. This...I hesitate to call it a song...is lodged in my brain.

Seriously! Have we learned nothing from Jaws?

Oh god you’re right. *sob*

Sadly Richard Gilmore won’t be in it

Glad I flipped it on in time to catch the tip

Slightly related! I found out today from my daddy and my aunt what happened to our extra cupcakes after the wedding.

Add this to the list - gah

It's kind of RIGHT THERE IN THE TITLE.

Great point, except that this is actually a very old story.