The thought of Michelle in a fascinator is all that’s sustaining me during these dark times.

Now we just have to hope he’s convicted, and that he’s not let out early for any reason.

My only child, a daughter, is 37. I have grieved for Susan Bro.

“ ... she keeps the location of her daughter’s grave a secret to protect her from Nazis.”

I’ve said it before but I especially hate the Father Of A Daughter line. Fuck you. Either you care about this because you’re a decent human being, or you don’t. I don’t have a daughter. I have a son. And I’d argue that as a woman who’s been sexually assaulted, I care more about raising him to properly respect others…

My husband observed the other day that we’re basically an oil company that has an army.

I’m SCREECHING with giggles at that musical clip but I also am tearing up? Behold the power of Grey’s.

Yeah. It wasn’t a plug to hold in air, it was a plug used to drain water.

Uh... she didn’t deflate his kayak. The kayak was not the inflatable type:

Proud to say I voted straight Democrat ticket in Virginia today; hope enough others did as well to make Northam our next governor.

It’s tricky, for sure. I started out on membox.com. They let you sort by skin type, issue etc. and that helped me out a lot.

Also, something about how Muslims are bad because of how “they” treat “their” women but you know, white guy beating his wife and child is A-OK!

Apparently, Muslims never suffer from mental health issues. When we do something bad, it’s entirely of our own volition. When a white person does something bad, it’s a defect in that otherwise pristine, gorgeous brain of theirs.

Aside from his moronic nonsense that it’s not about guns, does our dipshit in chief even realize that his willful and spiteful dismantling of Obamacare will make mental health services even more difficult to access? Ugh, he’s such a fool, it makes my head hurt.

Every sentence of this article was a delight to read. The way it was written not the subject so much.

The “good guy with a gun” stories in the NRA magazines remind me a bit of Penthouse Forum.

But for real, it’s just something lighthearted to snark on. I know I need a break from all the heavy stuff in the news cycle sometimes.

I will purchase said hat, if:

I definitely think you are being a sour puss about about the costumes, but you are correct that no adult should have the audacity to ask for candy.

You sound like a PRIME contender for a good egging... just saying.