I feel like he’s been fine?

As a frequent user of the CTA trains and buses, I can tell you I don’t say anything to those people because the last thing I want to do on my commute is start some shit with a human who I already know to be too inconsiderate to wear goddamn headphones. It would not be a productive conversation.

He’s trying, okay!

I can let it slide, as long as it’s quick, and once. Sometimes you gotta know if you can hold your pee to the end, or if you need to make a quick sprint in order to enjoy the rest of the movie without pain.

And what’re you checking the time for, anyway? You gonna leave at 7:30p no matter how far into the movie we are? PUT IT AWAY.

bless you, drew magary.

Headphones AND angled the video so his fellow Greyhound bus passengers wouldn’t see? The guy’s manners are impeccable compared to most of the cretins in the world today.

Thank God this guy was wearing headphones:

I like this idea, just as a television event, but I think it’s possible it would lead to some really crummy basketball, with the coaches not even having time to cook up a basic rotation of substitutes.

Of course scandals like this are nothing new in curling. Last year at the Tournament of Hearts the Skip of the Manitoba team was busted for having a blood-alcohol level under .12. The sport still hasn’t recovered.

‘made his way across the country in a “big rig”’ = ’Cooking meth in an RV’

This deserves more love

he made his way across the country in a “big rig” before being dropped off by a “McDonald’s near a tall building” Monday night.

Whiteface Mountain is reported to be getting back a first and two second round draft picks.

You forgot one other piece of irony: All of those armed guards need to be willing to work for free because (a) most schools are already operating near their total budget and (b) people would probably vote against raising taxes for it.

I find it deliciously ironic that the 2nd amendment fans are happily accepting that Americans should live surrounded by armed policemen, checking on their classmates and neighbours’ funny behaviours so they can call the authorities on them, and peeking over their shoulders at all times, because the alternative (gun…

By my calculations, there should be more “good guys with guns” than at any other point in history. How’s that going again?

My phone can be tracked at any point. Tell me why manufacturing guns with built-in geotags that lock them up in public places is a bad idea. Guns cost more, gun fanatics can still buy, hunters aren’t affected, and the NRA still makes money. Also: Schools don’t get sprayed with bullets.

Sure, and when you pick up that pocket Constitution, why don't you try quoting the entire amendment, not just the part you like? In other words, how about you don't leave out the terms "well regulated" and "militia"?