Bravo

Yeah I skipped the penis section...

“HAS VIBRATOR IN RECTUM AND TRIED TO REMOVE IT WITH SCREWDRIVER AND LACERATED RECTUM; OBJECT IN COLON NOW”

Definitely caught me off guard and has me worried

Def kinda reads that way.

Was worried something was wrong when he went radio silent and there was no Jamboroo. Thoughts with him and his family.

Narrator: He was.

Just now reading (at work) and yep I’m holding my dick.

This deserves all the stars

That Bojack Horseman “working title” joke? *chef kiss to fingers*

I love this story.

The last Trumpcast I listened to was the day before the 2016 election. Worth picking back up?

This isn’t America’s Funniest Home Videos, Kill the Bat

Doesn’t make you any less of an asshole

Jesus, dude

/dead

I come back and read this piece every so often and fuck if it isn’t as powerful each and every time. It might be the best piece of writing I’ve ever read. I’ll be back again again, thought I’d comment this time.

After a Christmas party my wife and I hosted, one in which I got drunk but not too bad (or so I thought), I woke up in the middle of the night and pissed and shit in our clothes hamper.

Is this some kind of troll performance art or what?

That was bad. The website itself is awful, with the banner ad continually eating your browser. All sorts of shadiness. But as long as Danger and Sepinwall are there, I’ll keep reading.