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I didn’t watch the video but for that last point, ME!

An “everything” bagel with chive-flavoured, whipped cream cheese. Currently working on a bottle of Coke, to wash it down.

Because sometimes the trash takes itself out.

I, for one, am glad people are getting bored with it and it’s becoming not a shocking thing anymore. Maybe it’ll normalize the human body enough that people will stop being such pearl-clutching prudes all the time (not you Bobby, just in general.

You go Kim. You go straight to the Salon and get rid of those braids. But

If I was a betting woman, I’d put money on her running for office.

Please please please let this mean she is running for office.

Me @ bearded Jon Hamm:

Ok, it can’t be just me thinking that Malia can do better...

I don’t know, if my daughter almost died because she won’t stop doing cocaine, and got back with her boyfriend who apparently enabled it, I wouldn’t be a fan of his either. She might be speaking out about it because she doesn’t know what else to do at this point.

Is she platonically pregnant in that photograph?

No problem. I’ve got just the guy for that.

Random Man: *breathes*

The Devil is a better football coach than he is a fiddler.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

“Video of Courtney Roland inside ambulance shortly after she was found in Galleria.”

The overwhelming contempt for vegans in general is well-represented in this comment section. It eclipses this “militant vegan with a superiority complex” narrative that I’ve been hearing most of my life.

Megan Kelley is making 20 million dollars?

Oh Paris. Fairy tales coming true isn’t getting engaged on a mountain top your father bought you, it’s holding the account statement from your student loans servicer and the balance is zero.

That’s the closest Harry’s ever going to be to the Throne. Amirite? No? OK.

Shouldn’t that be “Harry and Meghan sat in the back...by the THRONE”?