I knew today was going to suck so I stocked up on weed. Got an ounce of Kosher Kush waiting at home, and when I get home I’m going to be like

Hugh Jackman seems like a good dude.

“Wonderful Christmastime” may be the worst song in the history of music.

Are we sure those tweets are from Diddy and not from, oh, I don’t know, the guy who thinks he’s the best president we’ve ever had?

I feel physically ill after reading what Ms. Hyak wrote.

Great speech, dad.

Look, we know that they’re both going to keep working anyway, being Hollywood pedos. Maybe we can cram as many of them as possible onto on set so all of us audience members and all of Hollywood’s women can stay the hell away from the one movie.

Well, this might be the final straw.

It is ridiculous. I’ve heard some people using the “she’s really old!” excuse. Fuck that, Angela, all that means is you’re old enough to know better and have some fucking compassion.

That’s a lot of look.

A fun thing I like to do is to pronounce Jinger like “singer”. It’s the little things in life ya know

I’m convinced she’s gay and Katy perry broke her heart.

If you really think about it, Rose could’ve just left Jack handcuffed at the bottom of the ship and gotten on the lifeboat with her mother and it would’ve been the same outcome.

Technically this counts as “submarining.”

That picture of him needs to have crudely scribbled coke and cum on his face.

Journalist...?

I might accept ThirstGod.

“Oopsy-daisy! Miscarriage!”

Yup. She genuinely seems like a dignified and loving person. I bet she’s a very loyal friend. I’m not super into how shallow that family is but that’s about the worst thing I can say about them. Their fame is a symptom of our culture’s decadence and vapidity, not the disease.