Is in me or do Toback and Weinstein both look like they were assembled from a bargain-outlet Mr Potato Head kit?

His face is weird!!! You nailed it. There is something weird and uncanny valley about it. Like I can’t pinpoint the weirdness, it just is.

We need a Chris-off where Chris Pine and Chris Evans wear comfy sweaters and talk about puppies, equal rights, women’s representation, and maybe also discuss the pros and cons of beards.

Okay, I got three years invested in Brett Hundley, two years invested in Joe Callahan

“accused child molester Woody Allen” should read “accused child molester and confirmed daughter marrier Woody Allen”

I loved that movie and also, Kate Bosworth was STUNNING in it.

honestly? HERE FOR THIS. girl power + surfing = i will watch

I’ll ask the obvious question...do the Dodgers need to pack dehumidifiers and drying fans when they come to Wrigley?

Tsk, tsk. I want all the distraught straight men to know that many of us find penises beautiful to look at. Unfortunately for them, most of us are gay men. But I want them to know, if they’re sick of having their beautiful penises disrespected and laughed at, we’re waiting with open...arms.

We watched last night and my husband legit turned to me and said “DO YOU GUYS THINK OUR PENISES ARE UGLY”.

He throws it like he’s throwing with his off hand.

my sister is having her bathroom re-done. she got some shiplap. i told her she was an asshole and she agreed.

Is that why you do? (Thanks for reading, by the way.)

It’s good to see Garth Brooks is continuing the Chip Gaines persona.

Hi, my name is Too30forthismess and I am an uptight prude:

I hate men. I said it and I meant it.

The world is a shitfire. I offer this as an antidote:

I wish someone could explain to me what is so fun about killing animals. If you have to kill for food or resources, I get that. But what is so fun about just going out and killing an animal for no reason at all?

I’m all for the financial economy boost this kind of tourism can generate. I just think the rules of the hunt should be turned back to Masai times. You want to hunt an african lion, fine; no guns, no beaters, just one guide and a shield and a spear. Go get em boys.

Will someone please shoot trophy hunters.