I love this movie. The soundtrack was 90s perfection

Granted, I don’t have my glasses on yet, but I thought that picture of Kris Jenner was a Liza impersonator.

Great, now I want pie. Coconut cream pie, to be exact. I want it right now. Thanks.

Not the person you replied to, but to me it feels .. arbitrary? Like when your goldfish or hamster dies and you just go out and buy a new one. You probably love the new goldfish and will treat it just fine, but it suggests that one goldfish is pretty much the same as any other goldfish. (Which, to be fair, is kinda…

I was hoping there would be something about David Foster and Kris Jenner in this dirtbag so I could post this flow chart. It’s really a thing of beauty.

Nope.

if this is true... does that mean he’s going to grow back his Legends of the Fall hair?

Brad Pitt - Gwyneth Paltrow - Chris Martin - Katy Perry - Orlando Bloom - Sienna Miller! Whoo!

Monica is talking about being diagnosed with endometriosis.

Celebrities: They’re just like us! (if we’re lucky)

Brooks identified the shooter as a “white male, armed with a rifle.”

Character actor: Leslie Jordan

Amal > Beyonce

In other news, 10 waitlisted teens suddenly have their prayers answered.

“Women, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive pretentious and condescending.”

She sure seems thirsty.

Was just discussing this with my boyfriend: Will men who usually see most superhero stuff not go see this because it’s about a female superhero? I think many of them will not, and that makes me sad.

What’s not to love?

I am in the exact same boat as you. I’ve been (mostly) incident free for 5 years and have put on weight. I work out 3-5 times per week, cook homemade meals at least 5 nights per week, love hiking with my dog; and also love bread, cheese, and wine. I’ve gone through cycles of trying to cut those last 3 things out…