I can’t believe this show is still on, but I can believe a show that stopped being funny 20 years ago has writers and producers this out of touch with the current cultural climate of America.

I can very easily understand the White House’s disgust with those gaming clips.

I wish I didn’t read this article. I never wanted to know it wasn’t real. My Internet Innocence died on Christmas. Sad trombone.

pizza snobs are almost as bad as steak snobs. We get it, there is better pizza out there especially in a city with a huge history with pizza. But the 3 big pizza chains are not bad when you want pizza fast and cheap.

It’s not 2017 in pie form unless it holds a press conference and either apologizes for being stuffed with cheese or insists it isn’t stuffed wtih cheese, regardless of the incriminating video. (Alternate joke: If it were actually 2017 in pie form, the crust would be full of shit.)

I really dig his food-based humor.

I tried a P’Zone when it first came out and it gave me the P’Shits.

Then they shouldn’t have labeled themselves as such, now should they? They could have come out and released the game and then continued to update it, but they released it into Early Access. You don’t deserve awards for a game that you’re not confident enough to declare ‘complete’.

If you don’t already have it, here’s a link for the 20th anniversary PS theme.

I also grew up with PSX sound (though I was in high school when that console was in its prime). I personally prefer the startup sound of the PS3 though because it sounds like a symphony tuning up.

I ran to the vine in Odyssey using the left analog stick. I jumped to the vine pressing one button. What are the odds that someone who does this will not then know how to climb the vine that they’ve now put Mario on? Which players require an immediate instruction about how to climb a vine that they’ve already put…

“Making matters worse, ex-Gazillion staff are also reporting that they’re not even being paid their severance or PTO, and that their medical insurance will end next week.”

I have no evidence to back this up besides decades of Old Man Cynicism, but I would bet good money that the higher-ups made off with a nice shiny…

“Pimps and child sex predators should fear for their goddamned trash lives.”

“Prominent staff at the gaming site IGN say they’ve walked out today in the wake of allegation”

EA in a nutshell

“just don’t reward the predatory parts of it that ask for additional money.”

FYI its about 40 hours of gameplay to unlock each character.

Don’t buy the game.

Good point. And instead of spending $80 on a collectible vinyl record, you could just sing the songs to yourself.