Adult Video Club?

Back in my day, screens were for displaying not touching... and we needed 8 AA batteries to power them for an hour. They weren’t rechargeable batteries either. If they ran out, we had to walk 10 miles uphill both ways to the nearest RadioShack hoping they’d have some. Could we check beforehand if they had batteries in…

Good luck. My 9 year old leads a clan on Ark Survival on PC and I can’t even figure out how to play the damn game.

This is why my first kid is getting an Atari 2600 for their first system and maybe by the time they reach adult hood, I’ll introduce them to the DS and ease them into it touch controls. No online multiplayer till 21 though!

Back in my day we didn’t have fancy backlights on our mobile games. When we played games in the car at night we’d be forced to play by passing street lights and tailgaters headlights, and we were happy dammit.

“We saw how carefully Nintendo managed their characters, so we teamed up with Hooters.” - Sega logic

So I guess now Sega does what Nintendoes

If true, this would be the most Nintendo thing Nintendo has done in about 15 years.

Words cannot fully describe how much I love this, and how beautiful it is

I’m aware.

.......jesus.

Fuck this noise. I didn’t realize WB had begun publishing NBA games.

Spotted the NES Classic Scalper.

*taking notes*

Nope. I’m right there with you.

“Why doesn’t Yoshi have nipples?”

“Saurian. Reptile. No nipples. Go turn over your nearest lizard and have yourself a biology lesson.”

To make sure it’s so, so bad, I assume.

And there it is.

I believe we’re done here.