Everyone knew there was no right answer for who to replace Mike, but this is worse than I could have ever imagined.

Not into it. Just educating you on how corporate America works. Thanks for the gold star.

You have quite the inflated view of how much anyone could possibly give a shit about a bad sportscenter anchor.

I brought my son just before he turned two. My advice: buy cheap tickets and spend most of your time walking around. The kids have more fun eating ice cream out of a helmet than watching a home run or double play.

See, I was going to say that beating a live horse was a nice change from hearing about Superbowl III.

The horse handled it with equinimity, one would say.

I was totally outraged until I heard about the great deals at Bay Ridge Honder.

That’s childish and below the belt.

One man’s “Enthusiast” is another man’s “Hoarder”.

I’m sorry David, but I believe our gentleman friend, regardless of his cheery disposition, falls into “Hoarder” territory.

If they were running, driven, exhibited, or maintained....maybe I’d change my mind...but nope...we’re in straight hoarder-land here.

But if they’re not citizens, why are they voting anyways?

pretty sure he lost the clickbait coin toss