yer gonna spit out yer eggnog when i tell you Rex Grossman is the man who led his team to an NFC title with nothing but an unleashed dragon and Gator pride

He really should be making plans to get his PhD if he wants to avoid the Browns.

At the very least it excludes women who like to wear makeup. It’s not a fair assumption to say that all women wear or like to wear makeup.

Absolutely not. There’s nothing clever about it.

I see your point, but that’s not actually what the word “holiday” means. I am not Jewish, but I still think of Hanukkah as a holiday, because it is, in fact, a holiday. It may not be a holiday I personally celebrate, but it’s for sure a holiday!

Mickey Tettleton AND Rob Deer? The Three True Outcomes Musketeers!

What a great year for jumping.

“1992 guys”

True story:

Well New Order came out of Joy Division, which was devastated by the loss of their previous leader, Ian Curtis.

I’m just hoping Mama meets someone, and in a few years the chain rebrands to “Stepdad Roger’s”.

he shook my hand and exchanged basic pleasantries like ‘I hope your mom doesn’t die’

Yeah, but he was a Cardinal, so no doubt he covered it up The Right Way.

(This is all tongue in cheek) Other leadership was strictly dressed to regulation. Even Leia swapped her fancy princess gown and jewels for rebel off the rack fatigues in Empire. Look at the budget Supercuts level haircuts the rest of the leadership had below. No, I seriously think Holdo was getting some money on the…

I can’t decide if your post is funnier if the last word is a typo or intentional...

I look forward to it being renamed the Jeter Principal.

Florida/Miami Marlins owners, ranked:

“Fuck Nazis” is a political statement and therefore is absolutely covered by the 1st Amendment.

Of course, D.C. is not a state, so it probably makes more sense to compare D.C.’s economic inequality to that of other large cities, like New York or San Francisco.

“General Leia is dead. Passing away peacefully after successfully building the NEW REBELLION her successor General Poe Dameron Lando Calrissian looks to strike back against the New Order on the planet of ...”