I love you.

Almost as troubling, why is Hey in cursive?

Um...the events of Spacd Jam were VERY real. Read a book

Last time Bill was a part of a historical sporting event, Daffy Duck was there. Guess what happened then? Yeah, earth was saved

You should get mad about it on the internet.

Hmmm...Yelp for countries...someone get on that

We will take your feedback under advisement while we throw some more of your tea into a harbor.

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

I looked at my daughter and said, “This will be on Deadspin in the morning...no, probably tonight.”

I’m so happy you guys caught this. I was at a bar and the lady next to me audibly gasped when they showed this dude. My first thought was: “Deadspin better have a field day,” immediately followed by: “God dammit this is exactly the problem.”

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

Right? He ought to be a large adult slugger, slow on the basepaths and will swing at anything, but can hit the ball a mile.

The first time I heard the name Corey Kluber, I assumed he was a big-swinging first baseman.

Mordecai Peter Centennial “Three Finger” Brown

Any aptonym goes to the top of the list, except maybe Grant Balfour.

I think you have to take his birth name into account: Sanford Braun.

deadspin are cowards for killing my schilling meme line SMDH

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