Vaping doesn’t really bother me. Except for assholes who think it’s ok to vape indoors that aren’t bars (I still think smoking should be ok in bars, too) or on public transit or who think it’s ok to blow it in my face.

Let her ride! I was a monster child and I think it worked to my benefit. I was always on a bike, or skis, or rollerblades, or go carts, or mini bikes, or four wheelers, or anything I could ride, jumping whatever weird jumps I could find or make. If I wasn’t riding something, I was disappearing into the woods on…

Geez Magary. Way to play right into the hands of BIG TISSUE

You do what any other adult with an awesome kid does these days:
Film her tearing it up at the skate park, upload it to Youtube, and then watch it go viral on all the Facebook pages. Ovaries everywhere will explode over how awesome she is and then women in their twenties and thirties will lament that they didn’t get a…

My kid will be four in December, and she’s a goddamn demon on a bike. Not a balance bike or a bike with training wheels, an honest-to-goodness two-wheeler, and she’s been dominating that thing for a year now. At first I was apprehensive, but I figured if I slapped a helmet on her head and kept an eye on her she’d be…

I HATE having to buy a new vacuum every year or two!

Damn, really sounds like you had an opinion here fully formed from the start, you just wanted to make some dipshit point about having to care about state-sanctioned police murder.

Because so far, my view on this whole “controversy” has been one of lackadaisical indifference. I’d hate to be required to take a side.

This is how I interpret your question:

Finally they put a time limit on this guy.

Blood is thicker than water.

Probably having his horn removed.

The problem is that we’ve gotten we’ve gotten so used to having comedians who do actual journalism (Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, John Oliver, Samantha Bee, ect) that we get upset when they don’t, instead of being angry at the actual news for failing miserably.

So one candidate is a known racist with a history of discriminating against minorities and is supported by the KKK, but another candidate got pneumonia so you’re going to call it a draw?

He made the touchdown by a hare.

What was the casting call for this film? "New Mad Max film being planned. Every stunt man in the world needed. Don't bother to apply; just show up by June 26 in Namibia and you got a job."

Those shots are far from mediocre!

Those shots are far from mediocre!