Not that I’m a fan of going after 82 year old humans, but the whole thing of physically altering dogs to suit our tastes is pretty awful and we need to stop doing that.

The problem is that LaVar thinks he’s Joe Jackson managing three Michaels. When in reality, at least one of them is a Tito.

This guy right here gets it.

I think what’s most notable about last night is that just 10-15 years ago, none of these hits would have been illegal, and they would have all been featured in a JACKED UP! segment to belly laughs. DURRRR HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHERE HE IS, BOOMER!

Really? You’re going to sit there with a straight face and say Burfict is a dirty player but not mention that Shazier and the entire Steeler franchise is known for being a bunch of dirty assholes that intentionally try to hurt players?

Burfict is a dirty player. He has also been suspended for far less than what JuJu did last night.

Saw them both last night. Watched them both again in this post. The Iloka hit looks worse than JuJu’s. That said, they’re both downright dirty, and I’m not sure there’s much to be gained from assessing degrees of severity for things that plainly shouldn’t happen.

I wouldn’t even raise this to the level of bad football. What was going on wasn’t football as much as it was tit-for-tat assault during football.

Oh I’m not defending the Bengals game at all, they made some ridiculous errors in that second half. It’s just that it didn’t really feel that the Steelers were that much better, they just seemed to get help from the refs at a couple of crucial points of the game.

I was baffled in how we could have such a brutal, ugly game while simultanously having so many questionable ref calls. And while there is a lot things to mock the Bengals defense for, especially when they stopped trying to tackle Bell before that TD, I also feel that there is legitimate reasons for Bengals fans to be…

If the opinion isn’t “there’s no less interesting band that ever existed and the people who really like Dave Matthews are exactly that interesting, too,” then yeah, keep it to yourself.

DAVE MATTHEWS IS IN FACT THE WORST.

Even just peeing would make some noise. As would chewing. What if you snored?

But not by someone else’s Alzheimer’s, you dolt.

You’d also think that, being Texas with its open carry laws, there would have been plenty of good guys with guns ready to stop this. Maybe that whole narrative is a bunch of crap as well.

Please. Out of respect for the victims and their families, don’t make this political with your facts.

Man, if anywhere was going to have a magical bulletproof blanket of thoughts and prayers, it’d be a church on Sunday morning. I’m starting to get the sense that maybe those thoughts and prayers aren’t working as intended.

God, nothing pisses me off more than that. Awstyn, Madisynne, Lilleigh . . . You want your kid to have a "unique" name? THEN CHOOSE A DIFFERENT FUCKING NAME. Don't just take a common name and spell it like an imbecile. Arrrghhh!!!

No scope for imagination, these people. I swear to Anne.

I see you, 2010 Twihard moms.