Stunning. Here’s another i caught the other day.

The first 15 minutes were quite lovely.

Chances are it never overheated on track day after 15 minutes. Unlike SOME cars...

Am I the only one getting tired of everyone trying to hide what these things really are? Its a station wagon... not a “sport brake” not a “shooting brake” its a wagon... call it a wagon.

OK, let’s use a side-on view of the 5-series Gran Turismo:

My 13 year old daughter does special fx! She’s attending a camp for it next week and I’m really excited. She’s self-taught so far so it’ll be interesting to see how/if she changes technique with instruction. Here’s her latest:

I’m convened Hollywood is trying to erase any evidence of Brendan Fraser with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and now Tom “The Dummy” Cruise

My favorite part of the commercial, which makes the Chevy Equniox seem like a great young person car is the very end where it says:

Hmmmm. Worse than grounded to the ground lady, though?

Nope still not as bad as the Toyotas around Monaco ads. Those make me angry, these Chevy ads just annoy me.

THANK YOU. “I’m allergic to demon and piqué.” So ridiculous.

If I had a dollar for how many times I’ve cried that Hubz isn’t taking a good enough shot of my ass to display on Instagram I’d have like... 6 bucks.

Balls to that. You try to take my Key Lime Flip away from me and I’ll cut you like bad bangs.

I know I should be horrified by his likely melanoma-ridden flesh suit, but mostly I just can’t stop thinking about how awful his cabinetry is. Jeeeezuz effing Christmas those cabinets are busy.

Blast from the past.

If its not going to end up looking like this, I’ll pass:

Of course it’d be a nice weather car. Because who wants to sit in the rain waiting for a flat bed to show up? (I assume the mods have fixed most of the known reliability issues with this type)

Do you really think we’re not having nuanced convos about sexism in the Trump administration? That’s cool, thanks for reading!