Nothing gets women going like having to put on 5-point harnesses when going out on a date.

1) Idiocracy at its finest. The whole freaking lot of them.

Have you had a Sour Cream Glazed donut? It’s worth stealing a truck for. Shame they bagged it right as they hit the drive thru though.

Except I didnt think that was dumb at all. /english major

well, except for the fact that that movie f-ing ROCKED.

Equilibrium is pretty good if you shut down the critical thinking parts of your brain.

No, because that is a delightful movie, not a dumb movie.

This is the correct answer:

2006's Ultraviolet with Milla Jovovich. 9% Rotten Tomatoes, 4.4 IMDb.

If there was a guy named Sharif on the team, I imagine he would not like it.

Happy Star Wars Day to all!

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

Trump doesn’t KNOW Bannon? It’s like telling me that I don’t really know my clit.

Automatics win races, manuals win hearts.

My dream is that this whole situation drives Kendall deep into an existential crisis, where she isolates herself from her Kardashian Klan for six months, churning the loamy soil of her soul for purpose and meaning. She starts reading up on the histories of marginalized peoples and their fight for civil rights in this…

My jaw literally dropped a few times while scrolling through those pics. That is insanely diverse and awesome.

Wow, that’s really smart, carrying a bike on top of your Mini so you can tow it if it breaks down.

This is good Jalop.

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

Yep