Ha. “I noticed the grass on the fairway was freshly mowed and someone had put a lot of work into it. I saw that, instantly- and I saw it before- it just looked really well manicured. I didn’t want to hit the fairway and mess up all that hard work. I pull hooked it and erred on the side of not hitting the fairway,…

“protest is the new brunch”

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

Nice April Fool’s Joke, Jalopnik.

This isn’t Nam. There are rules.

my first thought any time “matt walsh” is mentioned is this guy:

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

#notmostmen

I’ll just throw some pics of the Porsche 917 here. 

Hell, even when he WAS doing the negotiating himself it’s not like he was good at it. This gormless chucklefuck went bankrupt trying to sell gambling, steak, and football to America. He’s been coasting his entire life on the money he was gifted by his father and then lying about his net worth.

Sadly, standing only 2.5 feet to the left of victory is Crushing Defeat.

Don, can I call you “Don”? When we hired you, we just hired you, get it? Stop bringing your kids to work every day.

Is this while simultaneously bringing peace to the Middle East and going skiing for a week in Aspen during the first critical piece of legislation?

That’s what I think too, and yet look where it’s gotten us. They have the Presidency, both houses of congress, and they are working hard on taking the judiciary. They are gerrymandering districts, gutting governorships, and changing laws. They are taking apart the most basic of environmental regulations despite the…

Aussie born and bred.

Yes, the misfortunes of others is amusing.

3, 2, 1, let’s jam

Dear Everyone Who Now Thinks That They Want An Old MG,

It’s like Trump jazz! It’s the Tweets you don’t read that have the most impact!