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I don’t understand why everyone is trivializing such a tragedy that shook our nation. This bowling massacre was no laughing matter.

I dont get what all the fuss is about.

He’s just a modern guy. Of course he’s had it in the ear before.

In the US Holocaust Museum. It’s not a fucking to do-list Bannon!

The last time Ed Sheeran claimed he wasn’t popular in high school someone from his school in the comments replied “If by not popular he means that he had loads of friends, was well liked and dated frequently, and was invited to all of the parties thrown by the kids who were popular then yes. I guess he was unpopular.”

You know what, Dems, I’ll believe it when I see it.

I sure hope his insurance plan includes a really strong umbrella-ella-ella-ella clause.

It’s okay. She became the Cavalry.

Can I borrow it? Just for like a half an hour. To the grocery store. You need anything?

It’s not deferential - they’ve just figured out the people who know how to pull his strings and scratch his chin in just the way he likes. You just need a few Trump whisperers like Kellyanne Conway to convince him that these are the things he wants to do, and only he is strong and smart and amazing enough to make them

Nothing was beautiful and everything hurt. FUCK.

I work for the Park Service. I am going to continue posting science and facts on our parks website and social media accounts. This isn’t fucking North Korea and I’ll be damned if anyone tries to bully me into refuting cold hard data.

You aren’t thinking this through.

Thank you for your service. Seriously, we need a strong free press right now far more than a strong military.

The aneurysm will be televised.

I personally loved the leap from “there is NO way of knowing how many people were there.” to “There were the most people from any inauguration ever.”

Disagree. I just watched it the other day. The jokes, the timing, the villain, all infinitesimally superior to anything I’ve seen him write since.