When I was a kid, I built a lot of airplane models and one of them was an SR-71 from a squadron that used the Playboy bunny as their logo on the tail. So from ages 6 until about 10, I honestly believed that the bunny was an Air Force thing. Then one day I’m at a friend’s divorced dad’s house lighting things on fire…

This is goals? It’s an homage to silly putty.

Tangentially related to the Chris Pratt item: I just listened to the How Did This Get Made podcast episode featuring Anna Faris. Has anyone else here listened to it? WTF was she on?!

Oh that’s a good one, I was gonna go with Aunt Barbru

That tree moved side to side way better than Ronda.

Going out on a limb to say that ^

Is that more or less plastic than you usually get on a Chevy?

I went to a strip club that had a surprisingly good The Clash cover band. Of course, strip clubs in Portland are pretty weird, though.

Bic Cristal pens are shit. They’re the ones we give out to the extras on set to fill out their paperwork because we know we won’t get them back.

Dear Julianne,

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

Terrible is a bit strong; the Honda Pilot that drove over it was actually a pretty good SUV.

Orange you glad all cars haven’t been replaced with a Diablo? I am.

Chuck Todd needs to explain to Seth Meyers how real journalism works. I mean, the very idea of putting a Republican operative on the spot like that, and asking, you know, real questions, and then asking follow ups, and not letting the operative get away with saying whatever Frank Luntz bumper-sticker happens to roll…

Let me help you put this into perspective so you can understand why someone would pay that much money:

In fairness, high-end jewel thieves and the law enforcement who catch them is 87% of the French economy.

I suppose we have to give Zach Snyder credit for being thorough. The costumes are overrun with details that tell us we’re looking at tough armor, not bright costumes. Even Wonder Woman, with the most traditional look, has a muted color palette: burgundy instead of red, patinated fabrics, etc.

NEW YORK - 4/15/2057 — UN Secretary Blue Carter met with leaders from North and South Korea today to work out a final draft their reconciliation agreement know as the Seoul Accords. The agreement was first drafted in a meeting organized by Carter early last year and is expected to be signed some time this summer. Once…

Yep, it’s 9 a.m. and I’m just getting around to putting on pants, considering the gym, but really this hot coffee in my silent loft apartment is quite nice. They made today a work-from-home day at work due to the sub-zero temps. Maybe I’ll finish my book since I have two more in the queue, but I should tidy up and get…