You aren’t thinking this through.

Thank you for your service. Seriously, we need a strong free press right now far more than a strong military.

I was anchoring today and spelled out the President was lying. It was my third story down, post marches and the CIA clusterfuck, and I very specifically said the crowd DID NOT back to the monument, and that numbers did not match what Spicer said.

The aneurysm will be televised.

I personally loved the leap from “there is NO way of knowing how many people were there.” to “There were the most people from any inauguration ever.”

I didn’t see Salute to Our Troops in the article, so I hope to be excused on that point. To me, a sword can only be a weapon. It grieves me that this is customary.

Why I am marching today (See you soon, NYC!):

Hillary Clinton, Ivanka Trump and Tiffany Maples are all wearing white. I think The Mall is wearing it best.

When I was 15 years old, I tried hallucinogens for the first time.

I once heard someone describe Timberland as the mustard of the rap game. I think that applies to Miguel Ferrer, as well. I wouldn’t want to eat a big old spoonful of him; but, damn, if he didn’t make a sandwich sing.

Disagree. I just watched it the other day. The jokes, the timing, the villain, all infinitesimally superior to anything I’ve seen him write since.

When I was a kid, I built a lot of airplane models and one of them was an SR-71 from a squadron that used the Playboy bunny as their logo on the tail. So from ages 6 until about 10, I honestly believed that the bunny was an Air Force thing. Then one day I’m at a friend’s divorced dad’s house lighting things on fire…

This is goals? It’s an homage to silly putty.

Tangentially related to the Chris Pratt item: I just listened to the How Did This Get Made podcast episode featuring Anna Faris. Has anyone else here listened to it? WTF was she on?!

On his way out of Washington D.C., Brotman stabbed two Secret Service agents sent by Trump to kill him; carved his legacy into the National Archives and made his way to serve his true president.

Yeah - I mean, I’m sure he wasn’t a supporter of each president whose parade he participated in, but clearly this is where he feels his identity lies, in America’s story.

Just wait until the 70-100 year old set realize they can’t pay for healthcare