NEW YORK - 4/15/2057 — UN Secretary Blue Carter met with leaders from North and South Korea today to work out a final draft their reconciliation agreement know as the Seoul Accords. The agreement was first drafted in a meeting organized by Carter early last year and is expected to be signed some time this summer. Once…

I want this very badly. I will pay ALL the monies for this.

Jenny McCarthy needs to sit her raggedy ass down.

In geek (and sundry) news; nerd queen to spawn child process.

Jenny McCarthy needs to shut the fuck up. About a great many topics.

I don’t even see the Matrix code anymore. All I see is... blonde, brunette, redhead...

Haha! “Maybe but who knows” is always a safe bet, especially when dealing with musicians ;)

Haha! Same here, drives me nuts!

I just assumed Mariah had too much bubbly before her performance...

I can’t stand it I know ABC planned it
But I’m gonna set it straight, this Carey-gate
I can’t stand Dick Clarks new years rocking eve when I’m in there
Because your New years ball ain’t so New years clear
So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fucking dancer by my side.

Now THIS is a hockey story about violence that we can ALL get behind!

It’s going to be a long four years.

Supposedly this is Vanilla’s Gemballa:

“Teen Vogue” doing what mainstream media critics aren’t willing to, Especially by name, and to the perpetrator’s face.

Better than a Toyota engine in a Ford... much better.

Well now I just want to attend Mardi Gras with Tilda Swinton and Angela Lansbury.

So what? I already hoon my cars whenever I want. Except when they get lost underneath the fridge. Then I just get a new car.

That calendar turned out swimmingly.

I’ll take a Nomad. This one belongs to a neighbor -

Pontiac did have a GT-37 in 1971: