Oh. I didn’t mean I wasn’t going to vote just that I wouldn’t be able to vote until after work on election day and that Im not worried about there being issues at the voting place since I live in a fairly liberal state.

I am a moderator. I will wake up on November 8 at 4am, and get to my polling place by 5. I will swear everyone in by 530, and we will open the polls at 6am. People will vote until 8pm, at which time I will officially close the polls. I then print the results, put the ballots into the duffle, seal it up, then lock up…

“And I am burdened with glowfish puppies!”

To me it looks like he’s saying glowfish puppies.

I’m with you. I will vote in person as I do every year. And my 3 kids will be with me, as they are every year, witnessing what it means to not be afraid to use my voice and my vote.

Not by any means doubting your intelligence but why the fuck do you think?

Because an adult took her there.

“after her attacker ran away in an ambulance”

Honestly, I don’t know how I’m going to get through work on the 8th. My voting plan (woo!) is to get up early and be at my polling place when it opens, then come home, change, and go to the office. Then a day of sittin’ and waitin’.

Periods? She’s 69 years old. That ship sailed a long time ago. I saw a letter recently from some buffoon worried about what might happen if Hillary got her period and was sick at the same time, and I burst out laughing because it was one of the most idiotic things I’ve ever read.

I’m taking the 9th off. I figure I’ll either have drunk myself into a stupor or I’ll have been up all night watching victory speeches. Either way, there will be a lot of wine.

I will be sloppy drunk on the 8th, it’s almost guaranteed.

And yet ... there are still idiots out there who worry that she might make bad decisions as president because of hormones and periods (a group that also believes they’re qualified to tell a woman how to deal with her reproductive system).

The Donald is unfamiliar with the act, as he’s not about to spend one moment in bed or anywhere else, worrying about someone else’s pleasure.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MADAM PRESIDENT!

“ 69? More like Benghazi. I mean look at her. Emails.”

How did I do? Masshole James quality?

Hillary’s a Scorpio? Damn, she’s been playing the long game for a long ass time. Not only will she win keep the White House blue but she will have conquered Drumpf in the revenge game too. Ha!

Man, it all makes sense now! I used my birth year as part of my online handle for years, and I never knew why everyone was either laughing or hitting on me until now! The things you learn on here, I tell you, never ceases to amaze. Sex number. Well I’ll be danged! 

This is funny because there’s also a popular sex position called “the 69" or “69ing.”

69?