In other sad news, if you follow extreme sports/skateboarding (or, in general, extremely attractive men) at all, Dylan Rieder died today at age 28 from cancer. Even if you don’t understand skateboarding, his stuff is beautiful to watch.

In other news, I’ve never been bitten by a wolf, so there are no wolves.

Lil Wayne, bless his heart.

Me too. Major crush from just two words.

But even less violence!

I’m gonna motion for a follow-up piece that’s an interview with that guy.

one is obs a recycling receptacle

“Dragons first” omg hahahahaha I want to date that guy.

+1

If a woman was willful, curious, and defiant, it wasn’t unheard of to lock her away in a sanitarium and ascribe her individualistic personality to a mental disease

No, thanks. I’d rather live in a dream robot utopia instead. The one where rich people don’t get away with rape and murder.

There aren’t too many historical periods where women or black people aren’t treated like shit. Time travel is exclusively a white man’s fantasy unless one ignores the reality of their time travel destinations.

The site of some sort of great leap forward in mankind’s knowledge - but like a month before the discovery is actually made so I can just heckle the shit out of the eventual discoverers.

Renaissance Florence. Half my time would be spent trying to stay off the Medici’s radar (certain death). The other half would be spent trying to stay off the Pope’s radar (even more certain death -- I’m an atheist). But the art!

Grungeworld. Seattle in the early 90s, when Kurt was still alive and no one gave a fuck about the Seahawks.

All of the robots look like Jason Momoa, they bring me wine that doesn’t cause hangovers and cook me gourmet meals, it looks like Bora Bora, and I also get to slay non-Momoa robot vampires.

i can’t think of a historical one, I just want to go to a utopia where animals talk and want me to be friends with them.

I would choose to travel back to the time when America Was Great Again, which was a time many thousands of years ago when elephant-like creatures ruled the land as noble, scholarly pacifists who enjoyed wearing intricately beaded muumuus woven from the fibers of rainbows.

Meh, i’d mix it up. Steampunk Victorian Era? Futuristic Hong Kong? Self-aware robot world? An era where i’d get treated as a full human being even though i am a woman?

Renaissance Florence. No contest. So much wine and art, only small bouts of plague.