I can see why he’d be worried, though. Just look at how terrifying this Syrian family is: Nashville Hosts Refugee Families From Syria.

Prescriptions? According to a man who calls himself a doctor of medicine he’s the healthiest man to ever run for President. If there’s anything he’s “on” it’s liquid bootstraps, stars and bars vitamins and snorted ground eagle beaks.

Um. No.

We have no idea “where they come from”? Really? We don’t know where those “people coming in from Syria” come from?

I love that within one sentence he says there are people coming from Syria...we have no idea where they are coming from!!!!

Sadly, Donald Trump is the politician we deserve. Years and years of bigots and assholes, yet most of America did nothing. Donald Trump didn’t just sneak up on this country, he was built brick by brick. I hope he fails. Please vote, people.

Trump: “We are going to stop the tens of thousands of people coming in from Syria. We have no idea who they are, where they come from”

Why hasn’t anyone leaked his prescriptions for whatever uppers he’s on? He was barely catatonic while he was in Mexico, but bouncing off the walls just a few hours later? Either his brain is severely damaged in some way or Dr. FeelGood is helping him out.

You get jumped by Desnudas, and have to fight Antisemitic Elmo for the last cronut at the pop up. A Central Park magician smoking a Pall Mall butt saves you, but he maligns your Louboutin shoes as “over, ‘Trust Fund’ “ and laughs at your Mac-Man Cosmetics. He leaves you with “3/10, WOULDN’T” and slouches off cackling.…

No it is still a neon, tourist-trafficked hellscape of garbage and impossibly large-scale corporate advertising

how long have you been going to nyu

I saw Leg Cages open for The Breeders. It was epic.

Shut your mouth. My screen name is half offended by this.

They didn't :/

Nope. Still the worst. Most antispectic place in NYC. When my least favorite friend from college came into town he stayed there; the better half at the time was skeptical of my misanthropy and pressed me on why I didn't like him. All I had to say was: we're meeting him at the Westin.

No.

If by shitty you mean clogged with tourists, chain restaurants found everywhere else in the US, and low-budget Elmo, then yes. It's still shitty.

Each of these photos is hilarious if you replace the last noun in their inane commentary with “cocaine”:

When Times Square is your idea of “traveling” in NYC, you’re officially doing it wrong.

I cant figure out who is photobombing her photo. And now that I think of it, SHE is photobombing the breakdancer’s photo. Bitch.