Duckling and I have a tradition during award shows: the Red Carpet.

“Old” type of community? Shit, that’s the Indian and Indian-American upper classes in the 2010s.

Don’t worry about it. There’s no way you’re a bigger asshole than he is.

Why do they all look like they are battling demons with their tongues??? Is this a new look for hip young teenz???? What does this mean for humanity????? What is life???????

Britney is going to look pretty damn good on the carpet:

I don’t know. As someone who’s been pregnant twice and could never find “cool” things to wear, I’m kinda digging the out-of-the-box style. Reminds of when Kerry Washington wore a crop top pregnant.

I desperately want a sheer eyeshadow based on that dress. Just a minty hint of an allover shimmer that you only see when the light hits it just right. And a gel sort of thing instead of a powder, like Butter London’s Glazen eye glosses.

Help me out here. Is that header image featuring a neckbralace? A Cross Your Heart choker? A Rhinestone Cowthegirls? You’re the wordsmith.

someone arrest the Catfish guy because he got a 14 year old pregnant and he is already 19.

Holy. Shit. I’ve been trying to figure out what to go as for Halloween this year, seeing as I will be around 23 weeks pregnant. Mystery fucking solved, thank you Laura Perlango!

more like, fifth cacophony, amirite?

I have no idea who any of these people are, but they all look horrible.

The first couple looks oddly conservative. It looks like they were trying shit on together in a hot H&M dressing room, and forgot to tuck in and button up. Dude’s shirt also looks like it has a priest’s collar (is that a choker he is wearing?), and he has armpit sweat.

Michelle Buteau, who is, in fact lovely, is rocking a look that is rather blocky and seems to shorten her overall. though, with a smile that electric, maybe it doesnt truly matter.

OMG they are so cute together!

I don’t know who Laura Perlongo is (although I do know Nev Schulman, and her taste is almost as questionable as Alex Botolow’s. Those are seriously the genes you’re perpetuating? Like, really?) But her outfit is the VMA equivalent of wearing white to someone else's wedding. Are you presenting? Are you up for an award?…

Oooof. That shirt! The thirst!

Blue Ivy looks AMAZING. That is all.

It’s called “LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE.”