The trailer dropped on 6/9 at 6am PT/9am ET. These minds get it 

Well it appears you have raised a cunt.

I got choked up seeing the Orion Pictures logo.

Don’t worry your pretty little head about it. It ain’t your concern.

Gotta have that off-putting third act swerve into drama that occurs long after the film’s actual climax. What would an Apatow film be without that?

There are definitely parts that did not age well, but on the other hand, they included a happy, functioning lesbian couple that eventually marries with the support of all of their friends and raise a child. They’re not sexualized at all (other than to make Ross uncomfortable, and it’s always on their terms) either.…

136 minutes?  God Apatow needs a better editor.

Better premise: Davidson is suspicious of Bill Burr moving in on his mother, Melanie Griffith, following the suspicious death of father Harrison Ford. Can he overcome his indecision about taking action against Burr and take his rightful place as King of Staten Island? Co-starring Joan Cusack, a family friend who gives…

Louie has dipped his balls in it.

“No, it’s just a false flag operation by the Deepstate to distract you from what’s actually going on! Now excuse me while I inject this UV Bleach I got from Alex Jones”

“I’ll pull a half-assed phonebank shift at night but I’ll write misleading, inflammatory headlines during the day. I’m helping!”

Yeah, but the article started by a proclamation about how much the writer will to ensure Biden victory. So certainly she wouldn’t blatantly misrepresent what was being said in order to cast Biden in the worst light possible.

“I’ve said it many times that Joe Biden needs to win in November, and I will phone bank as much as I possibly can to do my part to make sure that a Biden victory happens.”

Black people are being killed in the street right now and Trump is calling for the goddamn Army to shoot them in the street, but sure Jezebel, lets willfully misinterpret something Biden said. NOTICE ME, SENPAI BERNIE OwO

No they’d NEVER troll us like that.  Ever.

> when you see it’s not moving out of the lane with a fucking overturned truck

How will Tesla autopilot do any machine-learning if humans keep bailing it out? In fact, it has apparently already learned exactly that. If you’re going to use autopilot, you have to let it crash for the sake of machine learning - it’s in…

I paid a lot of money for this autodriver thing. I’ll give it a couple more seconds and see.

I’d guess when you see it’s not moving out of the lane with a fucking overturned truck blocking it?

What I think people are missing is, look how well autopilot was performing prior to plowing into the truck. This is a win - Elon.

Or as Miss Manners once said, total honesty is considered charming in children, right up to the moment when they say “Mommy, is this the fat lady you can’t stand?”