This is funny, and Clive certainly deserves the raft of shit this guy is giving him. But this quote:

🎵 Butt goal

Supposedly James Le Gros’ character (Chad Palomino) in Living in Oblivion is supposed to be Pitt.

I mean, do they just like, hang it by the toilet instead of toilet paper? Does each person have their own or is their a communal poop towel? What about guests? Is it one poop towel per poop, or do you use the same towel multiple times?

Oh, she’s definitely involved in it.

That has really got to go. I know they did it to mimic flipping through TV channels and catching snippets of a show, but I don’t know anyone who likes the feature.

You wanna know a show that doesn’t hold up? How I Met Your Mother. Barney and his “Bro Code” jokes really hasn’t aged well, and the show went off the air only 5 years ago.

More like a dumpster full of skull juice.

Castro is gunning for a VP slot by showing he can be an attack dog.  Nobody is going to remember what he said six months from now let alone next summer. I would love to see Castro go up against Pounce.

Who do you think has had sex (together) more recently - Donald and Melania or George and Kellyanne Conway?

“Youppi-shaped torso” FTW 

Remember when they got all pouty when Obama dared to call them “fat cats”?

Hmm - seems to happen to her a lot then.

Pro sports team do contribute to the delusion by referring to the fans as the 25th man or whatever.  All in the crass commercial hope that “we” buy more merch., go see more games, etc.

Or I mean, at least check to see if there’s toilet paper first. Geez.

Definitely impacted this discussion.

Until an alien came out of the bean.

The man has chutzpah. I’ll give him that.

That’s why you need to dunk them in a bucket of water once they’re caught. More humane that way.

It’s a nice day to..VOW AGAINNNN YEAAAH!