Well, my mind has been blown. 

That poster just screams “Pew! Pew!”

And don’t forget scrambled porn.

Gentlemen, you don’t have it

Youth today - they had no idea what we had to go through to rub one out.

This is the correct take.  A mid-afternoon dump is a nice break in the day.

My logic is the older generation can’t work a cell phone, so internet porn is out the window.

The owner is also a big game hunter apparently, so there’s that.

One thing about wiping out half of all life - it’s really way more than that when you consider how many of those people who were taken were driving, flying jets, doing military stuff, performing surgery, or any other thing where their sudden disappearance would impact the lives of many. Not to mention the crashing…

The Last Kingdom is a fun show, and it’s based on actual Earth history.  No dragons, but plenty of Vikings and uptight clergymen.

Didn’t she ghost Sean Penn? Granted, I’m sure Sean Penn can be a bit...eccentric. But still, she could’ve been more mature in dumping his ass.

Even if she does, the guy she dates will most likely be rich, business-type and with an ego of a different sort.

In fairness, the MLB treats umpires like shit. For a good perspective of what it’s like to be an umpire in today’s MLB, read As They See ‘Em, by Bruce Weber.

Seems to be a fascination to get into the origins of every legendary big bad. In the book “Red Dragon” Thomas Harris made a point *not* to give Hannibal Lecter any origin story. But sure enough Hollywood couldn’t leave well enough alone and they had to do a crappy Hannibal origin film. Same with Vader (though Lucas…

Red Velvet in general needs to GTFO. Tired of seeing a version of it show up in every foodstuff.

Wow. I should’ve looked at the IMDB credits first.

For a split second, the host of that Tonight Show looking set looked a bit like Robert DeNiro.  But no way.

I think they could steal anything they want from anywhere, seeing that half the population is gone, so the remaining half is probably wandering around dazed and confused.

Axe and Chuck at Schnectady

Referencing the US treatment of African Americans is a classic propaganda move of both European fascism and communism. The Soviets did it all the time during the Cold War whenever the US brought up human rights. It’s intellectually lazy enough as it is to retort with “whataboutism” but this is extra intellectual…