Meet the Balls, past runners-up in SmotherBoy XIII

“Well you don’t have to rub it in.”

Yup. These are my viewer.

You are against censorship unless someone has an opinion different than yours. How noble.

OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

* laughing slowly turns to crying *

At least she could define her hips herself, my doctor told me I have child bearing hips when I was 17. Also I later could not bear children.

I have a real question for the Virginia Woolf scholar:

Yeah, I was about to say that.

Yes — the old correlation vs causation issue. This is probably more likely indicative of parents who're generally open minded, educated, empathetic, and adept critical thinkers; it doesn't necessarily mean that atheism/humanism/secularism is the cause of those other desirable traits.

Lose your religion, lose your leg!

get. in. me.

I once had a woman get angry at me because I didn't ID her. I carded her friend who could have easily been 18, but not her because she was clearly 30+ and she started to cry and yell at me. Then the one that I did ID told me that I "needed to be nicer" and got angry when I pointed out that it was my job to card people…

Bruno Mars last year was a bizzillion times better.

lbr though, porn isn't just "fulfilling a male fantasy", it creates and shapes and informs male fantasies, esp. for younger men who discovered porn before they ever saw a woman naked IRL. That's what I find more disturbing, it's one thing to have a fantasy that already existed fulfilled but I think porn can be…

"But I watch quite a lot of porn and you have to look for it but there is lots of porn out there that definitely features women being pleasured and that isn't solely filmed around what a guy would enjoy watching. And a lot of it is amateur. I know because I hate the fake tits, bleached hair, square acrylic nails and…

Well now I'm really disappointed that their "oven-baked sandwiches" aren't called SUBS.

God, this happened so much in so many different places. In Ireland, in England, in America. There's never any way to make anyone responsible pay for what they did to these children. There's just bones to uncover and lies to untangle. There's never any justice.

Ugg. People who get angry at you about where you choose to get married really irk me. Getting married in a church? Getting married in not-a-church? Surprise, at least one person is going to be horribly offended by your decision. My sis got married this past fall and one of the groom's friends declined the invite…