Bruno Mars' performance is what everyone hopes for. Engaging, electric, and enjoyable for nearly every demographic. It's hard to pull that off, obviously(?).

It sounded to me like she did not want what we currently call "sex ed" taught in schools (I disagree; it needs to be present), and that she wants the kindergarten stuff rebranded as "body awareness". I don't really see the problem with rebranding, as five-year-old kids need to know boundaries and social norms…

While I think we can agree this is a difficult subject, "personhood" is not solely about abortion. It's also about establishing victimhood in acts when a pregnant woman is injured/killed and the baby is killed. There are probably other practical uses for a personhood amendment as well. I think, also, that while no one…

They've been awesome for years... I don't remember a time I read the Jamboroo where that bit was disappointing.

Agreed - impressive! I rarely read longer-form stuff on on Gawker sites (except the Jamboroo!) — call it a TL;DR mindset — but I couldn't stop. More, please.

I remember every single one of those... my favorite one was the cowboy. I was a Fox Kids fella though... X-Men was my jam.